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September 23, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. Chancellor Angela Merkel won a landslide victory in a German election on Sunday, putting her within reach of the first absolute majority in parliament in half a century. And what could go wrong by...
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December 24, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Sunday, a Dutch arbitration court ruled that Tiffany & Co. must pay Swatch Group $448.79 million in damages over their failed joint venture to produce and market watches. Tiffany’s backed out...
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January 17, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Wednesday, Republican Senator Rand Paul joined Snapchat, the photo sharing app that allows users to send pictures and video to each other that disappear shortly after being viewed. “What was the...
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August 27, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. TV Guide is reporting that there may be a “Full House” reboot in the works with some of the original actors reprising their roles. “I’ll do it,” said Dave Couiler, Candance Cameron, Jodie Sweeten...
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November 12, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Mountain Dew is reportedly testing a new Doritos-flavored soda. Because apparently we’ve become too lazy to chew. 2. Over the weekend, President Obama said he plans to use his final two years in...
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October 21, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. During halftime of Monday night’s NFL matchup between Eli Manning’s New York Giants and the Chip Kelly coached Philadelphia Eagles a new trailer for the upcoming “Star Wars” movie “The Force...
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June 24, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Thursday, CNN hired recently-fired Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski. And, to really fuck with Trump, CNN also hired Marla and Ivana. 2. Music stars Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry,...
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